Saturday, December 29, 2007
Christmas Day
Ariana piles her new DVD's into the back for a ride....
...then takes a break to share some Cheerios with Tess....
After a leisurely morning, we made our way into Ginza for Chinese food and "Meet the Robinsons", Ariana's first movie in a movie theatre. She loved both. Baba-san and I both got choked up at the beginning of the film, as there is a heart wrenching (at least for us) scene where the main character is left by his mother in a box securely wrapped in a blanket in front of the orphanage door.
After stopping for some little booties filled with treats for the kids, we made our way over to Jason and Clare's for Santa, singing and sustenance........
Ariana gets a treat from Santa.....
Baba san and our host in a unique rendition of "Bridge Over Troubled Waters". Who knew our first Japanese Karaoke experience would be in the privacy of a friend's home, thanks to Celine bringing the Christmas present she received from her husband.
Friday, December 28, 2007
Adventures in Potty Training
Mama getting very excited thinking she may actually be ready to do put the two together and actually poo in the potty.
Mama: let's go!!!!....
Ariana and Mama run to the bathroom, laughing. Mama gets the child seat positioned on the big toilet:
Mama: do you want to sit on the potty?
Ariana: NO!!!!
Mama pulls out the child potty:
Mama: do you want to sit on your potty?
Ariana sits, pushing the horn on the front on it and laughing. After less than a minute, she announces:
Ariana: Finished!!!.........................................Diaper!
There is absolutely nothing in the potty. Mama decides on the next course of action.
Mama: Do you want diaper or potty?
Ariana: potty
Mama: ok, sit down.
Ariana: NO!!!!!
Mama: ok then, diaper?
Ariana: no, potty.
Mama: ok, sit down.
Ariana: NO!!!!
Mama: ok then, diaper?
Ariana: no, potty.
Mama: ok, sit down.
Ariana: NO!!!
Ariana runs into her room and reaches the closet where a massive supply (thanks to Costco) of Diapers are held. Mama pulls one out -a green one with stripes (yes, the Pampers people are getting very sophisticated in their designs).
Mama: this one?
Ariana: NO!!!!
Mama: how about some underpants (a long shot, but what the hell)?
Ariana: NOOOOOO!!!!
Ariana then goes into the closet and pulls out the blue ones. They are put on. She runs away and ten minutes later.....no, not even, more like five minutes....after a certain scent is quite obvious..
Mama: do you have poopy in your pants?
Ariana: Go away mama, go away!!!!
She runs away and around. At this point, Mama is reduced to sitting on the floor, silently apologizing to her own mother for every bad thing she ever did when she was a child, because she knows it is "Mother Karma" - whatever bad thing you did to your mother comes back doubled - that is responsible for her child's behavior.
Mama: Can we change poopy pants now?
Ariana: NO!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as the child along with her smelly bottom disappear from the room as she races into another part of the apartment. Mama clearly hears the sounds of laughter as she holds her head in her hands wondering if a child can get into college while still wearing diapers........
..........the saga continues...................
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Happy Christmas........
For your viewing enjoyment, here is Ariana at her school Christmas celebration...
Merry Christmas to all!!!!!!!!
Thursday, December 13, 2007
One of the Moms
We stopped at the local grocery store to buy snacks. Having experienced the kindness of Japanese moms, as they always bring enough to share, I ran to the drink isle and bought enough containers of milk for everyone. Little did I know that in this kind of situation, everyone just bought their own. So, I now have many little bottles of milk (it turned out to be soy milk) in my fridge.
The hall has a room specifically for snacks, so we all filed in, taking off our coats and shoes and settling down on the mats to enjoy what we bought. Ariana had about three of the little bottles and ate her cookies, enjoying it all. The kids ate, drank and ran around, the moms talked and I took in the experience of spending time with women I was just beginning to know.
One of the little boys spilt his drink on his pants and his mother took them off to try to clean them off. While in his underwear, he started prancing around, grabbing various parts that really shouldn't be grabbed in public. We all laughed, his mother blushed, and I said "In the United States, there are women that pay good money for that". No one laughed. They looked at me as if they were trying to understand what I was saying - confused that their knowledge of the English language was failing them.
It dawned on me that here in Japan, male strippers did not exist. Just how I was going to try to explain without offending someone I didn't know, but I bravely made my bravest attempt. When I mentioned that there are places in the United States where men dance for women, one of the Japanese women I was with, looking started, said "you mean men with big chests with muscles?" I said "yes", thinking this particular woman, as demure as she seemed to be, had a wild side that was just waiting to come out - perhaps in the United States.....at a place called "Chippendales".............
.....preferably after a couple of ladylike cocktails.
Thursday, December 06, 2007
Hanukkah
mama san: I just realized that every year at this time you read about fires caused by Christmas tree lights, but you never read about fires causes by lit Hanukkah candles.
baba san: Perhaps you are indeed God's chosen people.
Sunday, December 02, 2007
Jetlag Hell
We arrived on Thursday and actually had the only decent night sleep - I think we woke up around 3am. Ariana had a half day of school on Friday because of parent-teacher conferences, so I kept myself busy until it was time to pick her up and have ours. The teachers love her and while she needs to continue to work on her speech (and her circles, as her drawing seems to be limited to many lines across the page) she is doing very well. Apparently, she follows directions well, so well in fact that she is a role model for the other children. I don't know how beneficial that is at the age of 3, but I am hoping I can use it on her college applications - they like that sort of thing, right?
Ok, so back to my lack of sleep. The weekend passed without me stepping outside, baba san taking up the slack beautifully. I thought by now there would be some semblance of normal sleep pattern, but the only thing that seems normal is that I am learning how to function on 4 hours of sleep a night.
Which leaves me lots of time to complain about the weather. It is cold here. Not so much outside, but in our apartment. While Tokyo apartments are built to withstand fairly large earthquakes, one might actually freeze to death waiting for the "big" one. Single pane windows, no insulation and drafts, drafts, drafts, make for one uncomfortable situation.
While in the bathroom trying to put that foamy tape on the door to block the 5 mile an hour winds that come in through the cracks, I felt a breeze coming from another direction. I opened the cabinets under the sink and there, surrounding the pipe, was a gaping hole - the wind was blowing - in my bathroom!!
No wonder the Japanese invented the heated toilet seat. And may I say it has come in very handy these days.
While there is no brightside in living in a drafty apartment, there is one in getting up so early - watching the sun rise:
and then watch while the fall folliage comes into view right outside our window:
Friday, November 30, 2007
"We Go Grandma's House"
While it seems that Ariana has been with us forever, it was actually one year ago that we were in China meeting this most incredible little girl. Wednesday was, in a way, just like any other day - filled with errands and phone calls, eating (or in Ariana's case, not eating) and other mundane tasks.
I thought about celebrating, but how do you celebrate such a thing? Every morning when I see her little face; every night when she yells "baba!!!" as he walks in the door; or when I pick her up from school and she smiles a big grin and says "mama"; every time she makes me laugh; every time she jumps up and down with excitement; every time she walks in the door and says "hi dog" as Tess runs up to be pet......
every thing.....
every day.......
every word......
we celebrate
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Florida
Old people love children and Ariana has been at her adorable, personable best so far and result has been many complements, a quarter, a banana with her name written on it, a flower and a doll which we have not seen yet, but has been promised by one of the women who lives here. We were supposed to get it last night at dinner, but since we are just beginning to get over the jet lag, we were sleeping when my mother went down to the dining room, not waking until after 9pm. So, not only did we miss the doll, but we were up until about 1am, waking at 6 this morning. Ahhh, the joys of jetlag - the irregular sleep, the bad tempers, the headache that will go away around day 6.
Other than that, all is well in the sunny state.......
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
The Ryokan
Otherwise, our trip to Nara and Kyoto was lovely. Nara is the original capital of Japan, home to several amazing shrines and many deer, one of which butted baba-san in the butt as we strolled along the path.
The weather was beautiful, so we spent two days walking around, visiting shrines, taking pictures of the various shrines, the fall foliage, and the other people taking pictures of the fall foliage.
Fall is a unique experience here - everyone is out taking pictures with everything from cell phones to huge single lens reflex Nikons with huge lenses. The behavior is the same:
There is a tree.
With lots of red leaves.
One person stands to take a picture.
Another person arrives.
Then another.
Others notice a bunch of people standing taking a picture and assume it is a good shot, so then they all go over and jockey for the perfect spot. Here are some of ours:
This one's for you Judy - "socks drying - the next generation"
to be continued................................
Thursday, November 01, 2007
"Are you going to have grandchildren soon?"
Having a conversation with a Japanese person is an interesting experience. Their age, ability to speak English, whether or not they actually lived outside of Japan all determines the kind of conversation you will have. For those whose English is not completely fluent and whose experience outside of Japan is limited, so is the conversation - in general, the conversation will be very general - the weather, something about the place you happen to be (nice place, lunch, play, etc.). For example, in the US, a common greeting is usually "how are you?". In Japan, that is something considered too private, so the greeting is usually "nice weather" or something benign like that.
This woman clearly fell into this category, so I chalk up her comment to an extremely awkward attempt to converse and find something we have in common. So, I said nothing, answering only her other points in the email.
I did however, for my own amusement and reference should this question ever come up again, come up with the following responses:
1) "I sincerely hope not. I have a three year old and two step-children; 18 and 20 and none of the three are even close to being ready to be parents."
2) "Me???? Soon-to-be grandmother???? I guess the gray roots are showing more than I thought!!!"
3) "No" (better schedule the Botox/face lift/(pick your plastic surgery procedure).
4) Are you *(&%&*)!!!!ing blind???!!!??!?!?!?.....I'm not OLD ENOUGH TO BE A GRANDMOTHER!!!!!! (my own personal favorite
And by the way, I did make the soonest possible appointment with the hairdresser.
And wore a hat until I could actually get there.
On a brighter note, one of the playgroup mother commented that she thought we were both around the same age - 38.
I feel much better.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Halloween
Ok, so the Halloween costume I made for her started to fall apart before we even got out the door. While Halloween is celebrated here in Japan, it is very difficult to find costumes for children. Having procrastinated enough to run out of time to have one sent by Auntie Marilyn, I opted for the homemade kind after picking up a pair of Panda ears at the zoo. She did look cute, but as you can see I'm not sure she was so keen on the idea.
The first party was at school last Friday. The moms were invited (along with a dish for lunch) and everyone arrived, excited to be celebrating and watching the kids. I dressed up in a fashion (a red wig and a straw hat) and realized right away that I was just about the only one who had. Well, there was one woman who dressed in a sari, but since she is actually Indian, I don't think that counts. And, there was a woman dressed just like her 15 month old daughter, but, well, I don't even know what to say about that, other than it is very Japanese.
I put my big, American sized bowl full of pasta salad on the table and went about my business socializing, taking pictures and watching the kids as they finished up with their "school day". They gave a little singing recital - Ariana mostly looked like she was about to cry, and then it was time for some games and lunch.
Lunch - can I just say I must do better next year. One woman, apparently with way too much time on her hands made little pumpkins out of rice, smoked salmon and seaweed paper. They were not only pretty, but delicious too.
Once the party got started she did seem to enjoy herself - here she is with her teacher Erica and some of the other kids.
The second party was with her playgroup and she (ear and pigtail less) was much happier.
See how well children wait patiently when candy is involved - "please sir, may I have some more??"
Now I sit with a paper mache pumpkin holding Ariana's take for the day. She is standing beside me whimpering, looking pitiful because after opening and not eating two pieces I said the rest was for tomorrow when she wanted me to open more.
Ok, I'm a pushover...........I let her have the little pack of "Goldfish" - they're somewhat healthy right????
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Not Learning Japanese
There is a particular type of torture involved in learning Japanese. Tops on the list is the counting system - there are over ten different ways to count, depending on what you are counting. Take the number 5 - one could say "go" for the actual number, if you were telling someone your phone number; "itsu-tsu" if you were asking for 5 cookies in a bakery; "itsuka-kan" if you were referring to the number of days, etc., etc., etc. There is a different word to be used if you are talking about people, age, thin or long objects, cups, books, minutes, weeks, months - the list goes on and on.
Various words are used to say "thank you" and "I'm sorry", depending on who you are talking to, and just how thankful or sorry you are. And then come the words themselves, constructed of little bits intended to confound anyone trying to figure it all out.
And let's not even get started in the actual reading of this most complicated language - there are three different written alphabets I will need to learn - and to make it worse, they can all be used in the same sentence!!
Friends of mine who have lived here for years and whose work involves speaking Japanese just started taking a class in formal Japanese, as that is an entirely different language!!
Worst of all is the amount of space you need in your brain for all of this new information. It seems my brain is full - in order to remember anything, I need to forget a bunch of stuff. So, if the next time I see you, I can't remember your name, where we met or something I told you last week, don't see it as a bad thing.
It means I may finally be able to speak Japanese.
Monday, October 22, 2007
Ya Gotta Love Japan....
Monday, October 15, 2007
Big Tush
And, my fears of Ariana blurting out "tushie, tushie" were unwarranted. Instead, she kept pointing the program where pictures of all the sumo wrestlers were printed, saying "boobies, boobies". So much for not being embarrassed in front of Arny's coworkers. Fortunately, they thought she was adorable so we were safe. At one point when Ariana and I went for a walk, we stopped by the area where the wrestlers come in and out. A friendly group, they will stop and sign autographs and pose for pictures. Of course, I left the camera with baba-san, so I did not get the shot of Ariana shaking hands with one of the wrestlers.
The only problem was sitting for hours on a little cushion on the floor, as each seat is really one of four little cushions in a box. A tiny little isle runs between each row of boxes and you are required to tuck your shoes, bags and anything else you can fit (which is not much) there. While not as close a view, the seats further back are regular seats, so what you miss in proximity you gain in comfort. We may try it next time.
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Riding on My Bike
After a few days practice, Ariana is now riding by herself (except for those pesky hills, where she still needs a push). Baba captured the moment for your viewing enjoyment.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
G.N.O.
Saturday, October 06, 2007
I love woo....
Baba has started reading "Winne the Pooh" to Ariana at night. She will actually sit for more than a few minutes and listen. I tried reading to her while she was sitting in her bed, but as soon as I stopped and said "sleepy time", she propelled herself into my arms, so it was baba dancing time again. Hopefully, by the time she is in high school, she will go to sleep on her own.
Ariana has a new little boyfriend, Jack, who is in her playgroup. They are about the same size (I think that's part of the attraction)
The nose..................at the Teien Museum, a small one near our house, they have a lovely garden that is great for kids. The nose sculpture is a particular favorite, because they can climb around.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
A Brief Note
Saturday, September 22, 2007
We took her out on Sunday and while she mastered steering very quickly, the pedalling was another story. So far, she is riding it like a glider, pushing on the petal with one foot and letting the bike glide.... pushing again with the same foot, letting it glide... she was having a ball, we were trying to figure out how to get her to understand that the bike would go a lot faster if she pushed down on both pedals, but then again, maybe going very slow is a good idea.
We were in the park for awhile and then on the way home, were invited to join in the neighborhood parade.
Ariana was given a red sash and we fell in behind the other kids as they helped the adults pull the movable shrines up and down the main street. Every year, each neighborhood does this, taking their shrines out for a walk. Some parades are major events, ours, well, it really was a neighborhood thing. Halfway through we stopped and they gave out treats and juice for the kids, Asahi beer for the adults - which was very welcome as it was probably 95 degrees in the sun.
It's one of my favorite things about living in Tokyo - in the middle of this very large city, every day you can see the traditions that are still very present in everyday life. Neighbors take time out of their day, with Gucci purses in hand (designer bags are very big here - I think I'm the only one without one - I don't think the diaper bag, even if it is highly acclaimed, counts) to march in a parade. Children get away from their computers long enough to do what their parents and grandparents did when they were young, instilling a bit of respect for their culture and heritage, and having fun in the process.
Monday, September 17, 2007
You see, I don't remember any of it. I was too busy remembering to take out said food at the right time (I do have loads of cookies and cheese I found in their respective places a full two days after the party though), re-closing doors that were supposed to be closed (a very smart 9 year old said, when I mentioned that someone had opened it, letting the dog out in the process, "why don't you lock the door?" - duh. You see, every door comes with a lock with a key, which I did once I found the key) and generally making sure all was well. Here, see for yourselves:
"would you please stop taking pictures and let me eat in peace?"
" The Candle"
very smart 9 year old and Ariana opening a present....
"look ma, no hands"
"yes we're here in Ariana's room, totalling destroying it, but we have adult supervision, so no one will get hurt......now leave"..
"please get me back to the safety of the bedroom....and this time, lock the damned door!!!! - don't you know these kids are big enough to reach the door handle!!"
"I have a balloon, I have a balloon, I eat a balloon!"
"Yes, it's my forth one - what are you going to do about it??"
Other than buying wildly inappropriate things for the gift bags (ok, so I forgot most of the kids were under 3 and ordered a bunch of stuff that when I got it said "not for children under 3 - woops!!!) I think I did ok.
Most importantly, Ariana spent most of the party running around laughing with the biggest smile on her face.
It was a "happy day!"
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Happy Birthday To Me
She was just as bewildered when they brought out the presents - each teacher in the school gave her something.
She clearly enjoyed all of the attention though and I sat back and watched, knowing this was definitely the first time she had celebrated her birthday.....ever.
At home, we played in low key as the big party is Saturday. We did let her open one present - from big sister Kelsey. It was a big hit.............
By the time the night was over, she was saying "happy birthday" (she actually says "happy day", which it was) over and over.
Little does she know what is in store for her on Saturday. What started as a casual gathering is now over 30 people (including the little ones). I have already had the great "meatball disaster" and am gathering all of the stain removers in the house, given we are about to have 12 children under the age of 4 in an apartment with white carpeting.
Monday, September 10, 2007
What a Difference A School Makes
When I was young, cupcakes were served for every single birthday in every single class I was in- vanilla and chocolate. The chocolate ones were the first to go - in fact, some kids would say they were allergic to vanilla in order to ensure they got the chocolate ones. As much as I wanted to say that I was allergic too, I never did, taking my chances and eating whichever one I got.
At home, it was a big Carvel cake every year. I just loved the cookie crunch between the layers of ice cream. There would always be some left over and my mother would put it in the big freezer in the basement. Sometimes we would eat it and other times it would be forgotten, only to be discovered way in the back months later.
There is no way that will happen here as our freezer is one of those side by side ones I have grown to really hate - there is hardly any room. However, it does come in handy when it comes to not loosing things, especially anything of an ice cream nature. Not that ice cream lasts that long, or is ever forgotten, in this house.
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
New York, New York
barbecued chicken thanks to baba......
a black & white cookie......
"uncle" Kevin...................
a run through the sprinklers on the upper west side....
the view of the old neighborhood from our hotel window...
round and round and round......ok, get me off this thing....
max'n molly..........
cousin Woody - thanks for the maple syrup!!!!